A couple of funnies for a change. A carpenter and his apprentice were nailing weather- Boards on a house. The carpenter noticed the apprentice Occasionally threw some nails away after taking them Out of the bag. Intrigued, the carpenter finally asked why he was throwing Nails away. The apprentice replied : “Because some of the nail heads are on the wrong end” The carpenter angrily resonded: “No you stupid lad, don’t Waste them like that. Keep them for the other side of the house!” During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the director What the criterion was for defining whether or not a patient should be institutionalised. “Well” said the director, “We fill up a bathtub. Then we offer a teaspoon, a tea-cup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bath- Tub”. “Oh, I understand” said the visitor, “A normal person Would use the bucket as it is bigger than the spoon or teacup.” “No”, said the director. “A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?”