Howdy Folks ~~ Well I have spent a lot of time trying to post
photos and either cannot get any to show or else 4 or 5 of the
same sets. Will have another try tomorrow.
We had just under an inch of rain last night which was very
welcome ~ for gardens, farms and water storages. We could
do with another inch. (25 millimetres) Sp?
I have been readng all the blogs that were posted while I was
away. Still have more to read hopefully tomorrow.
A joke or two ~~~~
A guy is driving around Tennessee and he sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog For Sale." He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador retriever sitting there. "You talk?" he asks. "Yep," the Lab replies. "So, what's your story?" The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running." "But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security wandering near suspicious characters and listening in." "I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired." The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog. "Ten dollars," the guy says. "Ten dollars? This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?" "Because he's a liar. He never did any of that stuff."
Little Johnny was sitting on a park bench munching one chocolate bar after the other.
After the sixth bar, the man on the opposite bench looked at him and said, “Son, you
know all those chocolate bars aren’t good for you. They’ll give you acne, rot your
teeth and make you fat..
Little Johnny shot straight back: “My great-grandfather lived to be 107 years old.”
“Oh,” said the man, “did your great grandfather eat six chocolate bars at a sitting?”
“No,” replied Little Johnny, “he minded his own b-----y business.”