Hello everyone, Here I am with a nice new blogsite, which Peter and I hope will work, with no Jumbles. Hope you like the new site. Peter has worked hard getting me going again, and may never visit again !!!
1. Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.
2. Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with a relative.
3. I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it. So I said implants?" She hit me.
4. I don't do drugs. I get the effect by standing up too quickly.
5. Sign in a Chinese Pet Store: "Buy one dog, get one flea..."
6. I live in my own little world. But it's OK. They know me here.
7. I got a sweater for Christmas. I really wanted a screamer or a moaner.
8. If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
9. I don't approve of political jokes. I've seen too many of them get elected.
10. There are two sides to every divorce: Yours and ****head's.
11. I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
13. Everyday I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive.
14. Snowmen fall from Heaven unassembled.
15. Every time I walk into a singles bar I can hear Mom's wise words: "Don't pick that up, you don't know where it's been!"