Tuesday, April 18, 2006

Bye for Now.

Bye folks ~~ No posts for a couple of days, but I’ll

be back. Still have to make sandwiches to eat on the way

but I am all packed up. Will take this Notebook with me, as

I can learn more from Peter.

John and I will stay somewhere tomorrow night at a motel,

and then we hope to reach Gladstone where Julie and Laurie

live. Also their two kids, and two Grandchildren. I have got

some little gifts for them. We aim to leave about 5 a.m.!!

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The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so a blonde went in to try out for the job.

"Okay," the sheriff drawled, "What is 1 and 1?" "Eleven," she replied.

Then the sheriff asked, "What two days of the week start with the letter 'T'?"

"Today and tomorrow," replied the blonde. He was again surprised that the blonde

supplied a correct answer that he had never thought of himself.

"Now, listen carefully, who killed Abraham Lincoln?", asked the sheriff. The blonde looked a little surprised herself, then thought really hard for a minute

and finally admitted, "I don't know."

The sheriff replied, "Well, why don't you go home and work on that one for a while?"

So, the blonde wandered over to the beauty parlor, where her best friend

was waiting to hear the results of the interview. The blonde was exultant.

"It went great! First day on the job and I'm already working on a murder case!"

<><><><><><><><> Joke of the Day <><><><><>

A young man excitedly tells his mother he’s fallen in love and is

going to get married.

He says, “Just for fun, Ma, I’m going to bring over two other

female friends in addition to my fiancee and you try to guess

which one I am going to marry.”

The next day, he brings three beautiful women into the house

and sits them down on the couch and they chat for a while.

He then says, “ OK, Ma. Guess which one I’m going to marry.”

She immediately replies, “ The redhead in the middle.”

“That’s amazing, Ma. You’re right. How did you know?”

“I don’t like her.”

<><><><><><><><><> Take care everyone. <><><>

14 comments:

Peter said...

Have a safe trip, cya soon.

Da Gal said...

Oh Merle that was fun. My stomach dropped when I read your opening - I thought you were going away from blog land. Good thing I kept reading. I hope you have a safe and blessed trip.

I look forward to hearing some good stories when you return.

Karen said...

Have a great time and I'm glad you'll only be gone for a couple of days. :-)

Joy Des Jardins said...

Have a wonderful time Merle..enjoy every minute. We'll see you when you get back. :)

bornfool said...

"I don't like her." That one makes me laugh.

Have a great trip ans say hello to that brother of yours for me.

Meow said...

Have a safe trip, and have lots of fun.
Take care, meow

LZ Blogger said...

Merle ~ See ya soon! Stay safe! ~ jb///

Sometimes Saintly Nick said...

May the luck of the Irish
Lead to happiest heights
And the highway you travel
Be lined with green lights.

Lucy Stern said...

Hope you have a good trip.

Janice said...

Hi Merle,

I like that I didn't like her!

Have a safe trip!

Janice~

Ava said...

Hope you're having a good time and eating lots of those sandwiches that you made!!!

Abandoned in Pasadena said...

I hope you're having a nice trip, but it already seems like you've been gone a week. Hurry back so we can hear about your trip:)
Hugs Sandy

Ms. Vickie said...

Hope you are having a great time Merle but you are so missed here.
Hurry back but please be safe and have fun. I can not wait to hear
about your trip.

Da Gal said...

Isn't it time for your return yet? It's already Saturday your time. Do hope you return safely and happy. Can't wait to catch up.

Take gentle care sweet sweet Merle,
Meg