Bye folks ~~ No posts for a couple of days, but I’ll
be back. Still have to make sandwiches to eat on the way
but I am all packed up. Will take this Notebook with me, as
I can learn more from Peter.
John and I will stay somewhere tomorrow night at a motel,
and then we hope to reach Gladstone where Julie and Laurie
live. Also their two kids, and two Grandchildren. I have got
some little gifts for them. We aim to leave about 5 a.m.!!
The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so a blonde went in to try out for the job.
"Okay," the sheriff drawled, "What is 1 and 1?" "Eleven," she replied.
Then the sheriff asked, "What two days of the week start with the letter 'T'?"
"Today and tomorrow," replied the blonde. He was again surprised that the blonde
supplied a correct answer that he had never thought of himself.
"Now, listen carefully, who killed Abraham Lincoln?", asked the sheriff. The blonde looked a little surprised herself, then thought really hard for a minute
and finally admitted, "I don't know."
The sheriff replied, "Well, why don't you go home and work on that one for a while?"
So, the blonde wandered over to the beauty parlor, where her best friend
was waiting to hear the results of the interview. The blonde was exultant.
"It went great! First day on the job and I'm already working on a murder case!"
<><><><><><><><> Joke of the Day <><><><><>
A young man excitedly tells his mother he’s fallen in love and is
going to get married.
He says, “Just for fun, Ma, I’m going to bring over two other
female friends in addition to my fiancee and you try to guess
which one I am going to marry.”
The next day, he brings three beautiful women into the house
and sits them down on the couch and they chat for a while.
He then says, “ OK, Ma. Guess which one I’m going to marry.”
She immediately replies, “ The redhead in the middle.”
“That’s amazing, Ma. You’re right. How did you know?”
“I don’t like her.”
<><><><><><><><><> Take care everyone. <><><>