Sunday, April 02, 2006

A nun's story.

Weekend is over here. My football team won today, so I am very happy

about that. We came last, last year and won the Wooden Spoon. I am

hoping we do a lot better this year. First game win was a good start.

I hope everyone has had a good weekend also.

A joke for you

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A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the very handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies: "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you" She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive." "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me." She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic." The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic! "OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley." The nun fulfills the cab driver's fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. When they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. "My dear child," said the nun, why are you crying?" "Forgive me but I have sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish." The nun says, "That's OK. My name's Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party."

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16 comments:

bec said...

GO Carlton!!
carn' the blues!!!
lol, that nun joke is funny
cheers Bec

Merle said...

Hi Bec ~~ Thanks for your vote of
confidence for both Carlton ~ yeah~ and
the current blog. Hope it does not offend anybody. Love, Grandma.

kenju said...

EW! Good joke, though!

bubba said...

Good joke. I had seen that one before and I told it to someone but changed the nuns name to Bubba hahahahahaaha.

Granny said...

Not I - I'll have to send it to my son. He'll get a kick out of it.

Lucy Stern said...

Looks like, "What goes around, comes around."

mreddie said...

That would seem to be a good sign to win the first game. ec

Peter said...

Hi Merle, this would be a good week NOT to talk about footy!

LZ Blogger said...

Merle ~ Cute joke! Sometimes... folks get what they deserve! ~ jb///

Abandoned in Pasadena said...

Aaaah...Oh..My..God!!
That is so funny. Merle, where do you find these jewels?

Merle said...

Hi Folks ~~ Thank you all for comments.

Poor Peter ~~ His team Brisbane LOST their first game. Mind you they have won 2 Premierships in recent years.
I have to have a rave about Carlton as
they may not win too many more games.

But it was a good start. Cheers, Merle.

Peter said...

If you don't mind we won three flags in a row!!!!!!!!!!

Joy Des Jardins said...

Hi Merle,

Thanks for the nice congratulations on my new grandson. We're all very excited to see him. I sent you an e-mail, as I always do; but it came back address unknown. Did you change your e-mail address? If you did, could you please tell me your new one? Thanks so much Merle.

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