Hi All ~~ I hope all is going well with the Easter festivities.
Lots of family visits etc. My visitors took me shopping ~ which
was great. On my usual shopping days, by the time we get the
food supplies and maybe a prescription or two, there is no time
to look around. So I enjoyed that, and expect them home before long for our
evening meal ~already cooked, just have to heat and eat.
Thanks again for all the good wishes for my trip, and comments about the
jokes. More tonight. I do not think blondes deserve their
reputation and it is all just a joke, so don’t take them to heart Blondes.
We love you!
Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive double-pane energy efficient kind. But this week I got a call from the contractor complaining that his work had been completed a whole year ago and I had yet to pay for them. Boy oh boy, did we go around! Just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid. So, I proceeded to tell him just what his fast talking sales guy had told me last year... that in one year the windows would pay for themselves. There was silence on the other end of the line so I just hung up and I haven't heard back. Guess I won that stupid argument. ............................................................ A man sat on his verandah watching as the two blonde women approached slowly. They appeared to be working very hard. The first cute blonde walked slowly down one side of the street digging holes, and she was followed down the street by the other cute blonde also carrying a spade. And he watched as the second blonde filled in the holes made by her mate. They were working as a team, counting paces to holes and were working with great gusto and sense of pride. First they came down the other side of the street, stopping every few paces to dig and fill, and then they turned and proceeded up the other side of the street, one behind the other, dig and fill. When they came level to him, he could not contain himself. "What are you girls doing working in a two person team?" he asked. "Well," said the first blonde, "we work for the council, but we usually work as a three girl team, but today the other girl called in sick. And she's the girl who usually plants the trees!" ------------------------------------------------------------------------