Saturday, April 15, 2006

Blondes again

Hi All ~~ I hope all is going well with the Easter festivities.

Lots of family visits etc. My visitors took me shopping ~ which

was great. On my usual shopping days, by the time we get the

food supplies and maybe a prescription or two, there is no time

to look around. So I enjoyed that, and expect them home before long for our

evening meal ~already cooked, just have to heat and eat.

Thanks again for all the good wishes for my trip, and comments about the

jokes. More tonight. I do not think blondes deserve their

reputation and it is all just a joke, so don’t take them to heart Blondes.

We love you!

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Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive double-pane energy efficient kind. But this week I got a call from the contractor complaining that his work had been completed a whole year ago and I had yet to pay for them. Boy oh boy, did we go around! Just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid. So, I proceeded to tell him just what his fast talking sales guy had told me last year... that in one year the windows would pay for themselves. There was silence on the other end of the line so I just hung up and I haven't heard back. Guess I won that stupid argument. ............................................................ A man sat on his verandah watching as the two blonde women approached slowly. They appeared to be working very hard. The first cute blonde walked slowly down one side of the street digging holes, and she was followed down the street by the other cute blonde also carrying a spade. And he watched as the second blonde filled in the holes made by her mate. They were working as a team, counting paces to holes and were working with great gusto and sense of pride. First they came down the other side of the street, stopping every few paces to dig and fill, and then they turned and proceeded up the other side of the street, one behind the other, dig and fill. When they came level to him, he could not contain himself. "What are you girls doing working in a two person team?" he asked. "Well," said the first blonde, "we work for the council, but we usually work as a three girl team, but today the other girl called in sick. And she's the girl who usually plants the trees!" ------------------------------------------------------------------------

12 comments:

Jacqui said...

Hi Merle,
glad you liked the kitchen, Alan will be here soon with the rest of the cupboards handles, which will be good.

Yes we are having a great time here, mine especially because the Eagles won, your team nearly got up too. Marcus was pretty upset with Geelong's weak performance. Never mind another game next week.

Easter egg hunt tommorow, only three young ones to hunt, but i'm sure the big ones will be in there too.

luv to you and yours, jacqui

JunieRose2005 said...

Merle,

;) BOTH of these Blonde jokes cracked me up!

LOL- BTW- I am not a true blonde! :)
I've just gone blonde
because it blends with the gray better than a darker color!

:) Happy Easter!

We go today to a CHILI cook-off- of all things!

Then tomorrow (Some of) the kids will be here foe Easter! :) I sure miss the past when the kids were all little and into the egg hunts! :(

June

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bornfool said...

I wish my windows would have paid for themselves like that. lol.

Granny said...

Is your football rugby or Australian rules football? Or soccer? Definitions change country to country.

I love Australian rules football. We get pieces of it over here on the sports networks.

The referee cracks me up.

Sometimes Saintly Nick said...

Easter blessings to you, Merle, and all who sahre the day with you.

Peter said...

Fancy anyone needing to ask if our football, (which we are not talking about) was Aussie Rules.

Kelvin said...

Kia Ora - Me again !!! We ended up putting the computer on the floor so granny wouldn't have far to fall. It was either that or get a seat belt for her rocker, but when we had a look at the price of seat belts, it wasn't worth it - she hasn't got long to go (well, who knows ???)

Ava said...

Love the jokes!

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