Saturday, April 01, 2006

Dave works hard

Saturday again ~~ it comes around too soon. Have run through

my virus scans etc, so a short post today.

Joke of the day ……..

Dave works hard at the plant and spends most evenings bowling

or playing basketball at the gym. His wife thinks he is pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club.

The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin?" His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before. "Oh no," says Dave. "He's on my bowling team."

When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser.

His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, "How did she know that you drink Budweiser?"

"She's in the Ladies' Bowling League, honey. We share lanes with them."

A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dave, starts to rub herself all over him and says "Hi Davey. Want your usual table dance, big boy?"

Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club. Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her.

Dave tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every 4 letter word in the book. The cabby turns around and says,

"Geez Dave, you picked up a real bitch this time".


A working wife on her way home decided to see her doctor

for a check- up.

After examination, he told her she was in perfect condition

and had she had the body of a 30-year old.

Pleased, she rushed home to tell her husband. “The doctor says

I’m in perfect condition and have the body of a 30 year old.”

“What did he say about your 50 year old bum?” he replied.

“He didn’t mention you at all,” she said.

<><><><><><><><> Have a great weekend folks. <><><><><>


bubba said...

hehehe. Poor Dave. ahahaha

JunieRose2005 said...

:) My fave is the last one!!


Granny said...

They're both funny. Thanks.

Big Dave T said...

I think I'm going to show your blog to my wife and tell her, "Merle wrote a blog about me today." Then after she reads it, I'll say, "April Fool!"

Hope she has a sense of humor this morning.

Abandoned in Pasadena said...

Ha, ha, ha, Merle...where do you come up with all these jokes? As soon as these basketball games are over with I'm going to show my husband this blog. He'll get a kick out of it.

LZ Blogger said...

This guy just MAY have DESERVED this one! ~ jb///

Peter said...

Since my medication change I feel like a new man, now we both feel like a new woman.