Clever Words.

Today I have felt cold, in spite of adding a couple of layers

so I guess it will only get worse for the next few months.

All you lucky folks with warmer weather ahead!!! Appreciate.!!

We even got a little rain, badly needed around here.

Some clever uses of words.

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DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN: When you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER: When you rearrange the letters: MOON STARER

DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES: When you rearrange the letters: THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH: When you rearrange the letters: HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE: When you re arrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES: When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY: When you rearrange the letters: IS NO AMITY

ELECTION RESULTS: When you r earrange the letters: LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS: When you rearrange the letters: ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT: When you rearrange the letters: IM A DOT IN PLACE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO: When you rearrange the letters: TWELVE PLUS ONE

AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:

MOTHER-IN-LAW: When you rearrange the letters: WOMAN HITLER

Yep! Someone with waaaaaaaaaaay too much time on their hands!

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OWE MY MOTHER….

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. “If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.”

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2. My mother taught me RELIGION.

“You better pray that will come out of the carpet.”

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3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.

“If you don’t straighten up, I’m going to knock you into the middle of next week.”

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4. My mother taught me LOGIC.

“Because I said so, that’s why.”

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5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.

“If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you’re not

going shopping with me.”

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6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.

“Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you’re in an

accident.”

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7. My mother taught me IRONY.

“Keep crying, and I’ll give you something to cry about.”

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8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.

“Shut your mouth and eat your supper.”

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9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.

“Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!”

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10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.

“You’ll sit there until that spinach is gone.”

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11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.

“This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it.”

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12. My mother taught me about HYPROCRISY.

If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a million times. Don’t

exaggerate.”

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13. My mother taught me about the CIRCLE OF LIFE.

“I brought you into this world, and I can take you out.”

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14. My moter aught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.

“Stop acting like your father.”

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15. My mother taught me about ENVY.

“There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don’t have wonderful parents like you do.”

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16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.

“Just you wait until we get home.”

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17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.

“You’re going to get it when you get home.”

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18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.

“If you don’t stop crossing your eyes, they are going to

freeze that way.”

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19. My mother taught me ESP.

“Put your sweater on. Don’t you think I know when you are cold?”

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20. My mother taught me HUMOR.

“When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come

running to me.”

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21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.

“If you don’t eat your vegetables, you’ll never grow up.”

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22. My mother taught me GENETICS.

ýou’re just like your father.”

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23, My mother taught me about my ROOTS.

“Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born

in a barn?”

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24. My mother taught me WISDOM.

“When you get to be my age, you’ll understand.”

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25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.

“One day you’ll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!”

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