Thursday, April 06, 2006

Clever Words.

Today I have felt cold, in spite of adding a couple of layers

so I guess it will only get worse for the next few months.

All you lucky folks with warmer weather ahead!!! Appreciate.!!

We even got a little rain, badly needed around here.

Some clever uses of words.

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DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN: When you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER: When you rearrange the letters: MOON STARER

DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES: When you rearrange the letters: THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH: When you rearrange the letters: HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE: When you re arrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES: When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY: When you rearrange the letters: IS NO AMITY

ELECTION RESULTS: When you r earrange the letters: LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS: When you rearrange the letters: ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT: When you rearrange the letters: IM A DOT IN PLACE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO: When you rearrange the letters: TWELVE PLUS ONE

AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:

MOTHER-IN-LAW: When you rearrange the letters: WOMAN HITLER

Yep! Someone with waaaaaaaaaaay too much time on their hands!

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OWE MY MOTHER….

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. “If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.”

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2. My mother taught me RELIGION.

“You better pray that will come out of the carpet.”

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3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.

“If you don’t straighten up, I’m going to knock you into the middle of next week.”

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4. My mother taught me LOGIC.

“Because I said so, that’s why.”

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5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.

“If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you’re not

going shopping with me.”

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6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.

“Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you’re in an

accident.”

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7. My mother taught me IRONY.

“Keep crying, and I’ll give you something to cry about.”

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8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.

“Shut your mouth and eat your supper.”

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9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.

“Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!”

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10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.

“You’ll sit there until that spinach is gone.”

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11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.

“This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it.”

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12. My mother taught me about HYPROCRISY.

If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a million times. Don’t

exaggerate.”

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13. My mother taught me about the CIRCLE OF LIFE.

“I brought you into this world, and I can take you out.”

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14. My moter aught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.

“Stop acting like your father.”

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15. My mother taught me about ENVY.

“There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don’t have wonderful parents like you do.”

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16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.

“Just you wait until we get home.”

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17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.

“You’re going to get it when you get home.”

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18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.

“If you don’t stop crossing your eyes, they are going to

freeze that way.”

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19. My mother taught me ESP.

“Put your sweater on. Don’t you think I know when you are cold?”

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20. My mother taught me HUMOR.

“When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come

running to me.”

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21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.

“If you don’t eat your vegetables, you’ll never grow up.”

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22. My mother taught me GENETICS.

├Żou’re just like your father.”

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23, My mother taught me about my ROOTS.

“Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born

in a barn?”

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24. My mother taught me WISDOM.

“When you get to be my age, you’ll understand.”

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25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.

“One day you’ll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!”

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17 comments:

Jacqui said...

Great posts, I wonder how much time it takes to come up with these ideas.

The photo is the rear of our little house, taken a couple of years ago.

Jacqui said...

I forgot to say, sorry to hear about your cold, have you had your flu injection.

LZ Blogger said...

Merle ~ Some of these are just REALLY CUTE! ~ jb///

kenju said...

I remember envying you guys in AU when you were headed into summer...LOL

Merle, go to my archives for August 22, 2005 to read about my experience with Vioxx. I hate that stuff!

bubba said...

Very good Merle. My Mom was one smart cookie she knew them all. hahaha. Even one more: You boys go out and play cowboys outside because us Indians need quite. hahahaha.

JunieRose2005 said...

Loved all those Mom sayings!...Especially that last one!! :)

Keep warm, Merle! :)

June

Anne said...

Cute stuff Merle!

Granny said...

I love coming over. I feel like Forest Gump with the box chocolates - I never know what I will find.

I'm borrowing the Mother-in-Law anagram to send to a friend. She needs the laugh.

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Peter said...

Hey I used those "My Mother" stories....... guess that's OK, we had the same Mother.

leenie71689 said...

Hi there~ I just popped in to see who you are (been seein you commenting a lot on other blogs) and could not stop laughing!!! The first bit with the letters rearranged gave me chills - creepy!!!! and the second bit about what mother taught you just down right hysterical!!! THanks. You;re great! -E

Meow said...

YOu always post such fun, clever things. It is always interesting to come and visit.
How's life in Shepparton ?? We went through there a few weeks ago, on our way to Cobram. Must head your way again soon, and go to SPC and stock up on canned goods. Will be heading to Bonnie Doon at Easter.
Hope you are well.
Take care, Meow

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