Wednesday, April 05, 2006

Shane Warne

Shane Warne is a brilliant Australian Cricketer, but is not

such a good man. He has cheated on his wife numerous times.

As I have been busy cooking again today, I will just post this

and a joke.

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When Shane Warne and Simone first got married Shane said, "I am putting a box under the bed. You must promise never to look in it." In all their 10 years of marriage, Simone had never looked. However, on the afternoon of their 10th anniversary, curiosity got the best of her and she lifted the lid and peeked inside. In the box were 3 empty beer cans and $81,874.25 in cash. She closed the box and put it back under the bed.

Now that she knew what was in the box, she was doubly curious as to why there even was such a box with such contents.

That evening, they were out for a special anniversary dinner. After dinner, Simone could no longer contain her curiosity and she confessed, saying, "I am so sorry. For all these years, I kept my promise and never looked into the box under our bed. However, today the temptation was too much and I gave in. But now I need to know, why do you keep the 3 beer cans in the box?"

Shane thought for a while and said, "I guess after all these years you deserve to know the truth. Whenever I was unfaithful to you, I put an empty beer can in the box under the bed to remind myself not to do it again." Simone was shocked, but said, "I am very disappointed and saddened by your behaviour. However, since you are addicted to sex, I guess it does happen and I guess 3 times is not that bad considering your problem."

Shane thanked her for being so understanding. They hugged and made their peace. A little while later Simone asked Shane, "So why do you have all that money in the box?"

Shane answered, "Well, whenever the box filled up with empty cans, I took them to the recycling centre and redeemed them for cash.

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Joke of the Day ……..

A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool.

The bartender looks at him and says: “What’ll it be, buddy?”

The man says: “Set me up with five whiskey shots, and make

‘em doubles.”

The bartender does this and watches the man slug one down, then the next, then the next and so on until all five are gone almost as quickly as they were served.

Staring in disbelief, the bartender asks why he’s doing all this drinking.

“You’d drink ‘em this fast too if you had what I have,” said the man.

The bartender hastily asks: What do you have, pal?”

The man drunkenly replies: “I have a dollar.”

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7 comments:

jedimacfan said...

haha!

Jacqui said...

Good jokes. I am going to try to post a photo of the camouflage bear tonight, keep your fingers crossed for me.

Granny said...

That first one is hilarious.

JunieRose2005 said...

I heard that first joke- but with the Clintons, Bill and Hillary!

June

Cliff Morrow said...

Good jokes. Keep er up.

mreddie said...

Sadly that first one could apply to many of the folks in Hollywood as well as in politics. ec

Janice said...

Hahahahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahhahahahhahahhahahhahahahhahhaha!

Janice~