Hello Everyone ~~ A quiet day today, read the papers and read
some blogs. I got a few jobs done that needed doing, but there
are plenty more waiting their turn.
The Miner’s Prayer
When that whistle blows each morning
And I go down in that cold dark mine
I say a prayer to my dear Saviour
Please let me see the sunshine one more time.
This was in the paper this morning, and also a Thank You
from the 2 rescued miners thanking the men who saved them
and the whole town and all the country that supported them
and their families, They said “Thanks is not enough” <><><><><>
Some jokes etc……………
A woman walked into her small-town pharmacy and said she wanted to
purchase some cyanide.
The pharmacist said, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
The lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband.
The pharmacist's eyes got big, and he said, "Lord, have mercy. I can't
give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law!
I'll lose my license, they'll throw both of us in jail, and...and all kinds of bad things will happen! Absolutely not; you can NOT have any cyanide!"
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well, now. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."
<><><><><>Dr. Watson and Sherlock Holmes were camping out in the
desert one night.
Holmes shook Watson awake at 2 am.
“Are you awake Watson?” Holmes asked.
“Yes Sherlock, I’m awake. What’s your trouble? Holmes asked.
“What do you make of being able to lie here and look at the
moon and stars?” Holmes asked.
I think it is absolutely marvellous to lie here looking at the
stars twinkling and the moon so bright,” Watson answeed.
“Why, what do you make of it?”
“ I think someone’s pinched our tent,” Holmes declared.
Advice for Women……
What do you do if your boyfriend walks out?
You shut the door.
Never let your man’s mind wander…….
It’s too little to be out alone.
If they put a man on the moon…….they should be
able to put them all up there.
Definition of a bachelor : a man who has missed the
opportunity to make some woman miserable.
Women don’t make fools of men….. most of them are the
Best way to get a man to do smething, is to suggest they
are too old for it.
Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye- opener.
You do not have to have a long neck to be a goose.
You never know what you have until you lose it, and
once you lose it, you can never get it back.