Monday, May 15, 2006

Happy Birthday Janice

My blogging friend Janice is having a birthday on the 16th May.

I hope you have a great day Janice. You can wish her a Happy Birthday

at http://ladyjanice.blogspot.com/

Bubba ~~ Thanks for your comment. I could not reach your blog today.

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Another day almost over. I had my 3 monthly check-up at

my Doctor today, and all is well. Blood pressure and diabetes

all doing the right thing. Now I can have a chocolate.!!

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Today I got the most beautiful Happy Grandmother’s Day card

from my grand-daughter who we visited recently on the outskirts

of Brisbane. Thank you so much Bec, you chose a beautiful card

as usual And yes, I cried! Love you.

<><><><><> A joke John sent me. <><><><>

Man and Wife at Restaurant A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush restaurant, and the husband keeps staring at an old drunken lady swigging her gin as she sits alone at a nearby table, until the wife asks, "Do you know her?

"Yes," sighs the husband, "She's my ex-wife. She took to drinking right after we divorced seven years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since."

"My God!" says the wife, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"

<><><><> MEN’S THESAURUS> <><><><>

“I’m going fishing” Means: I’m going to drink myself dangerouslystupid, and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety.

“Can I help with dinner?” Means: Why isn’t it already on the table?

“Uh Huh”, “Sure Hon”, or “Yes Dear” Means: Absolutely nothing. It is a conditional response.

“Take a break Honey, You’re working too hard.” Means: I can’t hear the game over the vacuum cleaner.

“That’s interesting Dear.” Means Are you still talking?

“Oh, Don’t fuss, I just cut myself, it’s no big deal.” Means: I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit that I’m hurt.

“I can’t find it.” Means: It didn’t fall into my outstreched hands, so I’m completely clueless.

“What did I do this time?” Means: What did you catch me at?

“You know I could never love anyone else.” Means: I am used to the way you yell at me, and I realise it could be worse.

“I’m not lost. I know exactly where we are.” Means: No one will ever see us alive again.

“We share the housework.” Means: I make the messes, and she cleans them up.

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14 comments:

Meow said...

I hope you had a wonderful Mothers Day, Merle.
Take care, Meow

Jacqui said...

Congrats. on Carlton winning, it was a pretty good weekend for us all, with Geelong, Eagles,& Carlton winning, Bruce missed out with Richmond though.

I did have a lovely day yesterday, I'm always happy to see the children.

love jacqui

JunieRose said...

Good jokes!

My favorite! :)


“We share the housework.” Means: I make the messes, and she cleans them up."

June

Peter said...

Yay let's talk footy this week while we have the chance, all my ex teams, Carlton, Footscray, Geelong, and even Brisbane won, makes for a good change.

mreddie said...

I do enjoy the little glimpses into your life - so glad you were able to have the chocolate. :) ec

LZ Blogger said...

Merle ~ I can't find it, so I am going fishing! Let me know if I can help with DINNER! ~ jb///

Granny said...

Honey, can I help you means

I will get in your way until you shoo me out of the room and do it yourself.

Stealing this for granny and I'll drop by and wish Jan a Happy Birthday now in case I forget tomorrow.

Donnak said...

I hope you had a great Mother's Day yesterday. Thank you so much for visiting me! I enjoyed your comment. :) Donna

Lesbian Bed Death said...

thank you so much for visiting my blog and commenting again...what you say to me always is comforting and refreshing...

i am doing what i can to leave things behind me and focus on the battle at hand...take care and knwo i am thinking about you...

melissa

Karen said...

Happy birthday, Janice!

The men's thesaurus was a hoot and true.

Have a great day :-)

Joy Des Jardins said...

It's always nice to get a good report at the doctor's. Doctor visits have always stressed me out for some reason. I really dislike going to them; but I usually feel better when I do. Happy Chocolate Merle.

Federico said...

Interesting....

:-)

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