Hi all ~~ It has been a lovely rainy Monday here today.
So apart from doing some washing and the necessary
chores, I have had time to catch up with friends and
to do some reading. Shopping day tomorrow, so I will
have to write out my list later. I enjoy this outing once
A few Laws of the Universe……..
Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated wit grease, your nose
will begin to itch or you’ll have to pee.
Law of Workshop:
Any tool when dropped, will roll to the least accessible
Law of Probility:
The probability of being watched is directly proportional
to the stupidity of the act.
Law of Telephone:
When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.
Law of the alibi:
If you tell the boss a flat tyre made you late for work, the
very next morning you will have a flat tyre.
If you change traffic lanes, the one you were in will start to
move faster than the one you are in now.
When the body is fully immersed in water, the phone rings.
Law of the Result:
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work,
At any event, people with seats furthest from the aisle, arrive
Law of Logical Argument:
Anything is possible if you don’t know what you’re talking about.
As soon as you find a product you really like,they will stop
A group of kids was trying very hard to make the move from
kindie to school.
The biggest hurdle the kids faced was that the teacher insisted on “no baby talk.”
You need to use “big people” words, she was always reminding
She asked Chris what he had done over the weekend.
“I went to visit my Nana,” the little tyke answered.
“No, you went to visit your grandmother,” the teacher corrected. “Use ‘big people words”.
She then asked Olivia what she had done. “I took a ride on a
choo-choo, she told her.
“No you took a ride on a train,” the teacher said. “You must
remember to use ‘big people’ words.”
She then asked little Alan what he had done.
“I read a book,” he replied.
“That’s wonderful,” the teacher said. “What book did you read?”
Alan thought really hard about it, then puffed out his chest
with great pride and said:
“Winnie the S@#t.”