Wedding Vows.

Hi Everyone ~~ All well and happy, I hope.

I am so glad that Peter had a great 70^th B’day.

It is nice that he is back on the air, we have missed

him , haven’t we?

Dreadful earthquake n Indonesia, aren't they ?

Poor people, injured and homeless, it happens too

often. I feel so sorry for them.

I have a young friend in hospital again, aged 14

and Doctors can’t seem to find his problem. He had

a couple of brain tumors removed last year, and it

is not that again. He just keeps losing weight and

cannot eat. He feels full after one mouthful, so I do

hope they can help him this time.

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Wedding Vows Inspired by Dr. Seuss

If you're getting married and you want to share your humorous side, you might consider using some funny wedding vows. For example, perhaps you could use the traditional vows, but include a line such as "I promise to always make your "favorite banana milkshake," or "I vow to split the difference on the thermostat," as Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston did when they married. Or, if you really want to make your guests laugh, consider writing a complete set of funny wedding vows, such as these inspired by Dr. Seuss.

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Marty Blase, the author of these vows, writes: "My fiancee and I agreed a long time ago that we wanted to write our own wedding vows, and as a spur-of-the-moment idea, I suggested the following. To my disappointment, she didn't quite go for it..."

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right now These questions, as your wedding vow?

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Groom: Yes, I will answer right now Your questions as my wedding vow. <><><><>

Pastor: Will you take her as your wife? Will you love her all your life?

<><><><> Groom: Yes, I take her as my wife, Yes, I'll love her all my life.

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Pastor: Will you have, and also hold Just as you have at this time told? Groom: Yes, I will have, and I will hold, Just as I have at this time told, Yes, I will love her all my life As I now take her as my wife.

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Pastor: Will you love through good and bad? Whether you're happy or sad? Groom: Yes, I'll love through good and bad, Whether we're happy or sad, Yes, I will have and I will hold Just as I have already told, Yes, I will love her all my life, Yes, I will take her as my wife!

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Pastor: Will you love her if you're rich? Or if you're poor, and in a ditch? Groom: Yes, I'll love her if we're rich, And I will love her in a ditch, I'll love her through good times and bad, Whether we are happy or sad, Yes, I will have, and I will hold (I could have sworn this has been told!) I promise to love all my life This woman, as my lawful wife!

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Pastor: Will you love her when you're fit, And also when you're feeling sick? Groom: Yes, I'll love her when we're fit, And when we're hurt, and when we're sick, And I will love her when we're rich And I will love her in a ditch And I will love through good and bad, And I will love when glad or sad, And I will have, and I will hold Ten years from now a thousandfold, Yes, I will love for my whole life This lovely woman as my wife!

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Pastor: Will you love with all your heart? Will you love till death you part? Groom: Yes, I'll love with all my heart From now until death do us part, And I will love her when we're rich, And when we're broke and in a ditch, And when we're fit, and when we're sick, (Oh, CAN'T we get this finished quick?) And I will love through good and bad, And I will love when glad or sad, And I will have, and I will hold, And if I might now be so bold, I'll love her my entire life, Yes, I WILL take her as my wife!

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Pastor: Then if you'll take her as your wife, And if you'll love her all your life, And if you'll have, and if you'll hold,

From now until the stars grow cold, And if you'll love through good and bad,

And whether you're happy or sad, And love in sickness, and in health, And when you're poor, and when in wealth, And if you'll love with all your heart, From now until death do you part, Yes, if you'll love her through and through, Please answer with these words:

Pastor and Groom: I DO!

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Pastor: You're married now! So kiss the bride,

But please, do keep it dignified.

Posted by Marcus May 2006-05-22

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This was posted by my nephew, Marcus recently and may be of interest.

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Little Johnny wanted to go to the Zoo and pestered his parents for days.

Finally, his mother talked the reluctant father into taking him.

“So, how was it?” his mother asked when they returned home.

“Great,” said Little Johnny replied

“Did you and your father have a good time?” asked Mum.

“Yeah, Daddy really liked it,” exclaimed Little Johnny excitedly,

“especially when one of the animals came home at 30 to 1 “.

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Why was the lawyer skimming the Bible right before he died?

He was looking for loopholes.

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About doctors ~ If the doctor cures, the sun sees it;

if he kills, the earth hides it.

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About Enemies ~ False friends are worse than bitter enemies.

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About Sin ~ It’s sin and not poverty that makes men miserable.

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About Honesty ~ A thread will tie an honest man better than a chain

a rogue,

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