Thursday, March 30, 2006

Another Day

Another Day ~~ Nice weather and plenty to do about the place,

and not a lot of it getting done. Had a cooking day again, so now a few days respite from that.

My son John sent me a good e-mail which I will type in for you

The ladies among us will certainly enjoy it.

HOW TO CLEAN THE HOUSE.

1. Open a new file in your PC.

2. Name it Housework.

3.Send it to the RECYCLE BIN.

4. Empty the RECYCLE BIN.

5. Your PC will ask you,”Are you sure you want to delete

Housework permanently?”

6. Calmly answer, “Yes,” and press the mouse button

firmly………

7. Feel better?

It works for me.

If only it could be so easy.

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This next poem was sent to me by a blogger after my entry of

Take the Time. Thank you " abandoned in pasadena."

The author is unknown.

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I knelt to pray but not for long,

I had too much to do.

I had to hurry and get to work

For bills would soon be due.

So I knelt and said a hurried prayer,

And jumped up off my knees.

My Christian duty was now done

My soul could rest at ease…….

All day long I had no time

To spread a word of cheer

No time to speak of Christ to friends,

They’d laugh at me I’d fear.

No time, no time, too much to do,

That was my constant cry.

No time to give to souls in need

But at last the time, the time to die.

I went before the Lord,

I came, I stood with downcast eyes.

For in his hands God held a book;

It was the book of life.

God looked into his book and said

“Your name I cannot find.

I once was going to write it down…….

But never found the time.”

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Couple of jokes as usual…..

Three men out on a bushwalk came to a raging river, which they had to cross.

The first man prayed: “Please God, give me the strength to cross this river.”

Pow! He had big arms and strong legs and swam across in two hours.

The second man prayed: “Please God, give me the strength and

the tools to cross this river.”

Pow! He had a rowing boat and was able to cross in an hour.

The third man pleaded: “Please God, give me the strength and the tools and the intelligence to cross this river.”

Pow! God turned him into a woman, she looked at the map, then

strolled 200 metres upstream and walked across the bridge.

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A little boy goes to his father and asks: “Daddy, how was I born?”

The father answers:” Well, son, your mom and I first got

together in a chat room on Yahoo.

“Then I set up a date via email with your mom and we met at

a cyber café.

“We sneaked into a private room, where your mother agreed

to a download from my hard drive.

“As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither

of us had set up a firewall, and it was too late to hit the

escape key.

“nine months later, a blessed little pop-up appeared: It said:

“You’ve got male.”

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10 comments:

Granny said...

Funny. I may come back and steal the housekeeping joke.

As a matter of fact - no time like the present.

Peter said...

Hi Merle, I still haven't got a change of email address email from you, has anyone else?

bubba said...

HEHE. Got me laughing again. I ain't no lady but I can use the housework button. lol

cantellya said...

LOL! Now that last one had me laughing! Where do you get these things? :)
I've tried the "delete housework" thing... Didn't work hee hee

mreddie said...

My wife will appreciate the housework one, she's a bit of a compulsive cleaner. ec

JunieRose2005 said...

LOL!

That last one is the BEST!

JUNE

Abandoned in Pasadena said...

Those were really cute jokes, and I wish housework could really be that easy.

I always like coming over to read the humor and inspirational messages that you post...Thank you for adding some laughter into my life.

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