Saturday, March 25, 2006

Weekend again.

Weekend again. Hope everyone out there is feeling as well and happy as I am. No real complaints, which is a nice change.

Lovely day again. I do like these in between seasons – Autumn

and Spring. Not too hot and not too cold. Now if we could please have some rain – preferrably at night.

A bit like saying “Lord give me patience –- NOW.”

Our Commomwealth Games are due to finish tomorrow, with

a great Closing Ceromony ( I hope). It has been good to watch

some of the athletes, Swimming, diving, athletics and games

of every sort. Personally I am not keen on the boxing or the

shooting. But like most ot the others.

My nephew, Marcus has returned to Western Australia after

9 days in Melbourne, with his two youngest boys, a teacher and

ten girls. They saw a lot and had a wonderful time. Marcus posted lots of great photos too.

The usual couple of funnies >>>>>>>

The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blonde cowboy coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.

As he is locking him up, he asks “Why in the world are you dressed like this?”

The cowboy says, “Well it’s like this Sheriff …. I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red-head asks me to go to her motor home with her. So I did.

We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt, so I did. Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants …. so I did.

Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts … so I did.

Then she looks at me kind of sexy and says,…….

“Now go to town cowboy …” And here I am.

Son of a gun, Blonde Men do exist !!!!!

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One day God calls out to Noah again, and says: “Noah I want

you to build another Ark, and because we have been overrun

with carp I want you to build it out of carp bones.”

Noah looks God fair and square in the eye and says: “You’re

joking, right?”

“No,” says God, “and there is more. It has to be three storeys

high.”

Noah yells back in disbelief, “You want me to build a three

storey carp ark?”

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One for the older ones amongst us :

The older person is not forgetful, it is just that there are so many more items stored in the

library that it may take longerto find the relevant information for an older person than it

does for the young brain which has yet to fill it’s shelves with information.

Hope that makes everyone feel better! Cheers!

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10 comments:

JunieRose2005 said...

LOL!

Merle , I really like that last one! Makes perfect sense, too!
Also, that ' blonde cowboy' was funny!

June

LZ Blogger said...

Merle ~ I am not a blond man... but I think gray is pretty close! ~ jb///

Granny said...

Funny. Sorry I've been away. I'm having trouble getting you on bloglines and sometimes I forget to check back without the reminder.

It's a senior thing, you understand.

Granny said...

Bloglines worked this time around. I won't get so far behind again.

Granny said...

I'm finally caught up with reading. Hope by now your gout has receded and you're feeling better.

Abandoned in Pasadena said...

Love the jokes...I needed a good laugh today.

Sometimes Saintly Nick said...

Thanks, Merle! After a long, cold day with a lot of stress, I really needed those funnies!

Sometimes Saintly Nick said...

Thanks, Merle! After a long, cold day with a lot of stress, I really needed those funnies!

mreddie said...

Wanting the rain to come at night is about what I desire, since I can't work in the yard anyway. We got what I was afraid we would - a late frost - will check out things tomorrow, hope things didn't get nipped too bad. ec

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