Poem and jokes.

If I could catch a rainbow

I would do it and

share with you it’s beauty

On the days you’re feeling blue.

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If I could build a mountain

You could call your very own;

A place to find serenity,

A place to be alone.

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If I could take your troubles

I would toss them in the sea,

But all these things I’m finding

are impossible for me.

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I cannot build a mountain

Or catch a rainbow fair.

But let me be what I know best,

A friend who’s always there.

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Three women die together in an

accident and go to heaven.

When they get there, St Peter says,

“We only have one rule here in heaven:

don’t step on the ducks!”

So they enter heaven, and sure enough,

there are ducks all over the place.

It is almost impossible not to step on a

duck, and although they try their best to

avoid them, the first woman accidently steps on one.

Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw.

So St. Peter chains them together and says,”Your

punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity

chained to this ugly man !”

The next day, the second woman accidently steps on a

duck and along comes St. Peter, who doesn’t miss a thing.

With him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them

together with the same admonishment as for the first woman.

The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to a very,VERY careful where she steps.

She manages to go for months without stepping on any ducks,

but one day St. Peter comes up with the most handsome man

she has ever laid eyes on ………very tall, long eyelashes,

muscular, and thin.

St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.

The happy woman says, “I wonder what I did to deserve

being chained to you for all eternity?”

The guy says, “I don’t know about you,

but I stepped on a duck !”

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Don’t stop reading this just because it looks weird.

Believe it or not, you can read it.

I cdnuolt blveiee that I cluod aulacity uesdnatnrd

what I was rdgnieg,

The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid

aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it

deosn’t mttaer in what oredr the ltteers in a word are,

the olny iprmoatnt tihng is that the frist and lsat

ltteer be ib the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can still raed it wouthit a porbelm.

This is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed arvey lteter by

istef, but the word as a wlohe, Amzanig huh?

Try Spell checking that. Cheers, Merle.

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