Wednesday, January 04, 2006

Eat Drink and be Merry.

The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart Attacks than Australians. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart Attacks than Australians. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer Heart attacks than Australians. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer Fewer heart attacks than Australians. The Germans drink a lot of beer, and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Australians. CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently, what kills you.

4 comments:

Karen said...

I better learn another language... LOL

Have a great day, Merle! :-D

bubba said...

Maybe its that our countries start with the letter A?

LZ Blogger said...

Merle - After reading this... I could go for a XXXX GOLD right NOW! ~ jb///
P.S. Australian is ANOTHER language ISN'T IT?!

kenju said...

everything in moderation, Merle! Even English!