Wednesday, January 04, 2006
Eat Drink and be Merry.
The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart
Attacks than Australians.
The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart
Attacks than Australians.
The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer
Heart attacks than Australians.
The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer
Fewer heart attacks than Australians.
The Germans drink a lot of beer, and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Australians.
CONCLUSION:
Eat and drink what you like.
Speaking English is apparently, what kills you.
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3 comments:
I better learn another language... LOL
Have a great day, Merle! :-D
Merle - After reading this... I could go for a XXXX GOLD right NOW! ~ jb///
P.S. Australian is ANOTHER language ISN'T IT?!
everything in moderation, Merle! Even English!
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