FUNNY SIGNS

FUNNY SIGNS IN A LAUNDROMAT: Automatic washing machines. Please remove all your clothes when the light goes out. IN A LONDON DEPARTMENT STORE: Bargain Basement Upstairs. IN AN OFFICE: Would the person who took the step Ladder yesterday kindly bring it back or further steps Will be taken. IN ANOTHER OFFICE:After the tea break, staff Should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the Draining board. ON A CHURCH DOOR:This is the gate of Heaven. Enter ye all by this door. (This door is kept locked Because of the draft. Please use side entrance) OUTSIDE A SECOND-HAND SHOP: We exchange Anything – bicycles, washing machines etc. Why not Bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain. QUICKSAND WARNING: Quicksand. Any person Passing this point will be drowned. By order of the District Council. NOTICE IN DRYCLEANER”S WINDOW: Anyone Leaving their garments here for more than 30 days will Be disposed of. IN A HEALTH FOOD SHOP: Closed due to illness. SPOTTED IN A SAFARI PARK: Elephants Please Stay in your car. SEEN DURING A CONFERENCE: For anyone who has Children and doesn’t know it, there is a day care on the First floor. NOTICE IN A FIELD: The farmer allows walkers to Cross the field for free, but the bull charges. MESSAGE ON A LEAFLET: If you cannot read, this Leaflet will tell you how to get lessons. ON A REPAIR SHOP: We can repair anything. (Please knock hard on the door – the bell doesn’t work) SPOTTED IN A TOILET IN A LONDON OFFICEBLOCK: Toilet out of order. Please use floor below. Well that ended on a choice note !!!!