Monday, January 02, 2006

FUNNY SIGNS

FUNNY SIGNS IN A LAUNDROMAT: Automatic washing machines. Please remove all your clothes when the light goes out. IN A LONDON DEPARTMENT STORE: Bargain Basement Upstairs. IN AN OFFICE: Would the person who took the step Ladder yesterday kindly bring it back or further steps Will be taken. IN ANOTHER OFFICE:After the tea break, staff Should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the Draining board. ON A CHURCH DOOR:This is the gate of Heaven. Enter ye all by this door. (This door is kept locked Because of the draft. Please use side entrance) OUTSIDE A SECOND-HAND SHOP: We exchange Anything – bicycles, washing machines etc. Why not Bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain. QUICKSAND WARNING: Quicksand. Any person Passing this point will be drowned. By order of the District Council. NOTICE IN DRYCLEANER”S WINDOW: Anyone Leaving their garments here for more than 30 days will Be disposed of. IN A HEALTH FOOD SHOP: Closed due to illness. SPOTTED IN A SAFARI PARK: Elephants Please Stay in your car. SEEN DURING A CONFERENCE: For anyone who has Children and doesn’t know it, there is a day care on the First floor. NOTICE IN A FIELD: The farmer allows walkers to Cross the field for free, but the bull charges. MESSAGE ON A LEAFLET: If you cannot read, this Leaflet will tell you how to get lessons. ON A REPAIR SHOP: We can repair anything. (Please knock hard on the door – the bell doesn’t work) SPOTTED IN A TOILET IN A LONDON OFFICEBLOCK: Toilet out of order. Please use floor below. Well that ended on a choice note !!!!

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

:D lol.. it's very funny!

Peter said...

A good selection Merle, I guess this means you won't be sending me any more funny stuff for my blog huh?

bubba said...

Very funny. There are some signs that nobody prooof reads.

Karen said...

Those are so funny!

Have a wonderful day, Merle!

mreddie said...

You have caused massive chuckles on this end - keep up the good work. ec

Jamie Dawn said...

Funny tidbits! I like the first one the best. I was emailed one once about a sign on a church door saying something like this: "For women attending the Weight Loss Class, please use the double-wide doors at the side entrance."

kenju said...

Very funny, Merle. I like the one with the ladder - further steps will be taken.