SOME FUNNY QUOTES

SOME FUNNY QUOTES Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. Will Rogers If at first you don’t succeed, failure may be your style. Quentin Crisp Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an aquaintance or a stranger. Franklin P. Jones Seventy per cent of success in life is showing up. Woody Allen The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it. Franklin P. Jones Many a man owes his success to his first wife, and his second wife to his success. USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 per cent of the population. David Letterman If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it. W. C. Fields I couldn’t wait for success, so I went ahead without it. Jonathan Winters Too much of a good thing can be wonderful. Mae West Laughter is the shortest distance between two people. Victor Borge Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples. George Burns Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects. Arnold H. Glasgow.