Better World

Hello My Friends ~~ Well here we are again with good

intentions to offer another post. I have had a busy day

Fortnightly shopping day and so far I don’t think I forgot

anything this time. Then later I had to go, by Taxi (cab)

to the Podiatrist, so I am rather late getting to this.

<><><><> To Build a Better World. <><><><>

And how to build a better world ?

Well not by chart or plan,

Unless we start to teach the boy

To be a better man.

For all our dreams of nobler things

Will meet the same old fate,

Unless we turn to fellowship

And do away with hate.

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Older people speak of the younger generation as if they

had nothing to do with it.

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Many an argument is sound ---- just sound.

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People who always keep their ear to the ground are more

than likely to pick up a little dirt.

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It matters not how old you are ---but how you are old.

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The way to better your lot ---- is to do a lot better.

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SEQUINS --- A mermaid’s five children.

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Smile --- and when you’re tired of smiling ---try laughing.

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Looking for a joke now----

I’m Tired.

Yes I’m tired. For a few years now I’ve been blaming it on

age, poor blood, lack of vitamins, air pollution and other

maladies that make you wonder if life is really worth living---

But now, I find out that I’m tired because I’m overworked,

* The population of this country is 17 million, but 6 million

are retired.

*That leaves ll million to do the work.

· Then there are 4 million at school, that leaves 7 million

· to do the work.

· Of this total, 1 million are unemployed and 3 million are

government bludgers.

That leaves 3 million to do the work. Take from that the

2 million employed by Councils and Local Athorities and

that leaves 1 million to do the work.

· Now in this country there are 620,000 in Hospitals and

· 399,998 in Prisons, That leaves just TWO people to do

· the work ---- you and me---- and you’re sitting on your

· backside reading this --- NO Wonder I am Tired.

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· Brain Teaser -- Bob married two women without dvorcing

· either one and with neither woman divorcing him or

· committing bigamy or dying. How is he able to do this ?

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A woman has two sons born in the same hour of the same day

of the same year, but they were not twins. ??

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Answers in Comments.

<><><><><> AND FINALLY

If you are a kleptomaniac is there anything you can take for it?

Cheerio for now, Take care, Merle.

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