Nurses and Blondes.

Hi Everyone ~~ Well I hope this finds you all doing well,

and managing to keep cool. I have the reverse problem.

One thing we all know, the seasons will change for all of us.

We just have to hang on until they do !!

Shopping trip accomplished and of all things I forgot to

get some Pumpkin. I will ring my son to get me some.

<><><><><> The Nurse’s A. B. C. <><><><><>

A for Adaptability – Learn to adapt to new surroundings

A for Adaptability -The ideal nurse is equally at home in a

cottage or a castle.

B for Business – Be business-like in all your undertakings.

C for Cleanliness – Not only in your work, but in yourself.

D for Dignity – Uphold the dignity of your calling.

E for Efficiency - Know your job from A to Z.

F for Fairness – In gving the same consideration to your poorest

patient as you would to a millionaire.

G for Gentleness – Of voice and manner.

H for Health – Keep your own mind and body healthy.

I for Initiative – Learn to take it.

J for Job – Do it well---you chose it.

K for Keenness – The nurse who is keen gets better results.

L for Loyalty – To your fellow-workers, and above all to your

patients. Many things are told you in confidence, so let them

be safe with you.

M for Method – Be methodical and tidy in your work.

N for Necessity – Remember the old one – that necessity is the

Mother of Invention.

O for Optimism – Try to look on the bright side. If you get

depressed, so does your patient.

P for Patience – One of your most priceless possessions.

Q for Questions – Be carful how you answer your patient’s questions.

Your answers may give confidence or otherwise.

R for Responsibility – Never take it lightly.

S for Sympathy – You may have become hardened, but never

become hard-hearted.

T for Tact – An all important quality.

U for Understanding –An understanding heart is worth it’s weight

in gold.

V for Versatility – The more versatile you are, the more you’ll be

able to interest your patients.

W for Wisdom – Which is even greater than knowledge.

X for X-ray – Give yourself a mental X-ray now and again.

Y for Yielding – There is a great art in knowing just when to yield

to your patient’s wishes.

Z for Zephyr – Let your comings and goings in the sick-room be

as gentle a gentle zephyr.

<><><><><> Now for some Blonde Jokes. <><><><><>

Blonde LOGIC

Two blondes living in Townsville were sitting on a bench

talking......And one blonde says to the other, "Which do

you think is farther away..........Melbourne or the moon?"

The other blonde turns and says

"Helloooooooooo, can you see Melbourne...?????"

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CAR TROUBLE

A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died.

After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. She says, "What's the story?"

He replies, "Just crap in the carburettor"

She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"

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SPEEDING TICKET

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks

her very nicely if he could see her license.

She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your

act together.

Just yesterday you take away my license and then

today you expect me to show it to you!"

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RIVER WALK

There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river

and sees another blonde on the opposite bank.

"Yoo-hoo!" she shouts, "How can I get to the other side?"

The second blonde looks up the river then down the river

and shouts back, "You ARE on the other side."

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AT THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE

A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office

and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.

"Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."

The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left breast

and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed

in even more. She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise

she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she

touched made her scream.

The doctor said, "You're not really a redhead, are you?

"Well, no" she said, "I'm actually a blonde."

"I thought so," the doctor said. "Your finger is broken."

<><><> A Few Sayings. <><><>

A journey of a thousand miles begins with one step.

Chinese proverb.

Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy and

wealthy and wise. Engldh proverb. (So that’s where I

go wrong !!)

A good beginning is half the work. Irish proverb.

Contentment is the greatest wealth. English proverb.

Of all days, the day on which one has not laughed is the

one most surely wasted. Nicolas Sebastien Roch Chamfort.

<><><><> Enough for this lot – I’ll be back, Merle. <><><><>