Monday, July 24, 2006

Try Again.

Howdy People ~~ I was so disappointed with my last post and

I do hope this one turns out better. I am even going to do the

little 8 line verse again to see if it improves. Thank to all who

read it and left comments anyway.

<><><> A little poem called “If I Knew.” <><><>

If I knew that a word of mine,

A word not kind or true,

Might leave it’s trace on a loved one’s face,

I wouldn’t speak harshly, would you ?

<><><><>

If I knew the light of a smile

Might linger the whole day through,

And lighten some heart with a heavier part,

I wouldn’t withhold it, would you ?

<><><><>

This is supposed to be an actual Court Document.

A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus.

She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her.

She immediately moved to another seat.

This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved

again. The man seemed more amused. When on the

fourth move, the man burst out laughing. She complained

to the driver and he had the man arrested.

The case came up in court.

The judge asked the man (about 20 years old), what he had

to say for himself.

The man replied, “ Well your Honor, it was like this:

When the lady got on the bus, I couldn’t help but notice her

condition. She sat under a sweets sign that said, “ The

Double Mint Twins are Coming” and I smiled.

Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, “Logan’s

Liniment will reduce the swelling” and I had to grin.

Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said,

“William’s Big Stick Did the Trick” and I could hardly

contain myself. But, your Honor, when she moved the fourth

time and sat under a sign that said, “Goodyear Rubber

could have prevented this Accident”… I just lost it.”

CASE DISMISSED !!!

<><><> Couple from my Calender. <><><>

A crescent moon looks like one of Nature’s smiles turned

sideways.

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He that plant trees loves others beside himself. Thomas Fuller.

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Beauty without virtue is like a rose without a scent. Danish Prov.

<><><><>

no matter what our station in life is…

we are all the same…

we all need love…

we all need one another…

we all need the touch of another person…

we all need to know we are valuable to this world.

we all need to know that we contribute to the greater good

of the whole, no matter how small one might

think that contribution.

<><><> Bye for now. See you next time, Merle. <><><>

17 comments:

rhapsody said...

Hi Merle,

These are fine, as always... was blogger giving you a hard time again?

Going to check out your other posts...

Peter said...

Yey, that looks better, I don't like bold type though.

Tammy said...

You always, always make me smile, laugh or think...Thank You so much!!
:-D

Joy Des Jardins said...

I really love that little 8 line verse Merle...even the 2nd time around. Nice post.

HORIZON said...

lmbo - loved the one of the pregnant lady on the bus- will have to send that to my sister-in-law- she is due in Nov. lol

Ava said...

Great post again ... and again ... and again!!!

JunieRose2005 said...

:) I liked that pregnant lady one a lot!!
Very funny!!



June

Abandoned in Pasadena said...

Hi Merle...the court document was cute and well as the joke in your previous post about the cab driver. It's a good way to start a Monday morning, by laughing at your jokes.

Wystful1 said...

I always drop by (almost daily, tho times I don't have time to post a comment---)

Anyway, I just adore your blog. I don't understand how you were upset with what you had....but I'm blond and blonds sometimes don't 'get things' *giggles*

But I DO ENJOY whatever you have for us!! The calendar saying, the jokes (by the way the goodyear rubber was a laugh!! Laughter is so good for the soul), your recipes....everything you have is fabulous.

Happy Monday.

Crazedmomof4 said...

I loved this post as always, I'll be sharing your jokes in emails! :D

Again, thanks for the help.

Jon Cox said...

Hahaha! I love the court case! Thats great!!! :o) All of your posts are so wonderful & entertaining! :o) Keep up the GREAT work my friend! :o)

Raggedy said...

Good post!
Have a wonderful day!
*^_^
(=':'=) meow hugs
(")_ (")Š from da Raggedy one

Tracie said...

Hi Merle, great post as usual, from tracie

Sue said...

Hi Merle,
I'm going to send the bus joke to my daughter's friend who's expecting (hope that's OK?)

PEA said...

I'm so tired tonight after my trip but you still managed to make me laugh:-) Loved the pregnant lady on the bus one..will copy that one for sure!! Great reading material as always:-)

Meow said...

Hi Merle,
Sorry I haven't been by lately ... I have lurked, but not commented ... been ultra busy, having quick reads here and there, but no time to comment.
Anyway, great post, love the verse.
Hope you have a great week.
Is it really foggy out your way today (Tuesday)?? It is 12 noon-ish, and it still hasn't lifted here in Wantirna !!!
Take care, Meow

Michelle said...

Definately not a court case here Merle!
Hope things are warming up for you there, they kind of are here :o)