Bible Quiz Answers

Howdy Friends ~~ I hope you have had a good day and that the weekend will

be wonderful for you all. Well here are the answers to the Bible Quiz…….

Thanks to all who played, I hope you had fun!

There are 30 books of the Bible in this paragraph. Can you find them? This is a most remarkable puzzle. It was found by a gentleman in an airplane seat pocket on a flight from Los Angelesto Honolulu, keeping him occupied for hours. He enjoyed it so much, he passes it on to some friends. One friend from Illinois worked on this while fishing from his john boat. Another friend studied it while playing his banjo Elaine Taylor, a columnist friend judges the job of solving his puzzle so involving, she brews a cup of tea to help her nerves. There will be some names that are really easy to spot. That's a fact Somec people however will soon find themselves in a jam, especially since the book names are not necessarily capitalized. Truthfully, from answers we get, we are forced to admit it usually takes a minister or scholar to see some of them at the worst. Research has shown that something in our genes is responsible for the difficulty we have in seeing the books in this paragraph. During a recent fund raising event, which featured this puzzle, the Alpha Delta Phi lemonade booth set a new sales record. The local paper, The Chronicle surveyed over 200 patrons who reported that this puzzle was one of the most difficult they have ever seen. As Daniel Humana humbly puts it, "The books are all right here in plain view hidden from sight." Those able to find all of them will hear great lamentations from those who have to be shown. One revelation that may help is that books like Timothy and Samuel may occur without their numbers Also keep in mind, that punctuation and spaces in the middle are normal. A chipper attitude will help you compete really well against those who claim to know the answers. Remember, there is no need for a mad exodus as there really are 30 books of the Bible lurking somewhere in this paragraph waiting to be found.

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Acts

Amos

Chronicles

Daniel

Esther

Exodus

Genesis

Hebrews

Hosea

James

Job

Joel

John

Judges

Kings

Lamentations

Luke

Malachi

Mark

Matthew

Nahum

Numbers

Peter

Philemon

Revelation

Romans

Ruth

Samuel

Timothy

Titus

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Couple of Jokes

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A man and his wife walked into a dental surgery. The man said, “Doc. I’m in a hell of a hurry.” “I’ve a couple of mates sitting in the car outside, we’re booked to tee off at 10 am at the best golf course in town and it’s already 9.30. So forget about the anaesthetic…

I don’t have time to hang around waiting for it to work. Just pull the tooth and be done with it.”

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The dentist was impressed, thinking the man was very brave, just demanding the

tooth come out with nothing to deaden the pain.

“Which tooth is it, sir?”

“Open your mouth, honey, and show him.” the golfer said.

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Four very church-going ladies, were discussing how important their sons were.

The first one tells her friends: “My son is a priest and when he walks into a

room, everyone calls him Father.”

The second woman chirps: “Well my son is a bishop and when he walks into a

room, people say “Your Grace’ “

The third lady says smugly: “Well not to put you dowm, but my son is a cardinal

and whenever he walks into a room people say, ‘ Your Eminence.’ “

The fourth woman sips her coffee in silence. The other three look at her expectantly

and finally one of them says: “Well?”

She replies: “My son is gorgeous, 189 cm, firm bodied, six-pack-equipped, well

hung male stripper. And whenever he walks into a room, women say: ‘My God’.”

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“Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids.”

Sometimes the fool who rushes in gets the job done. Al Bernstein.

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Watch your thoughts, they become your words

Watch your words, they become your actions

Watch you actions, they become your habits

Watch your habits, they become your character

Watch your character, it becomes your destiny.

<><><><><><> Bye for now ~~ Stay well and happy, Merle. <><><><><><>