Friday, June 16, 2006

Fruit Slice.

Hi Folks ~~ I hope all is well with you…I have to post a 5

ingedients or less recipe, so here goes ……..

Fruit Slice or Fruit Cake.

Ingedients, 1 kilo (2 lb) Mixed Fruit

2 and ½ cups of Orange Juice

2 and ½ cups of Self Raising Flour.

Soak the fruit overnight in a bowl with the OJ

Next morning add the SR flour and mix well. (Use same measure for the juice and the flour).

I use 2 biscuit trays, 12 inches by 8 inches, Spray with

a cooking oil and spread the oil all around the tin with a

clean tissue. Add the mixture to both trays and bake in

a slowish oven 160 C, ( no higher as it burns easily) for

1 hour. Place low in gas oven.

This can be placed in a cake tin and made into a fruit cake

and bake for 1 and1/2 up to 2 hours. Cool oven 160, but I

prefer it in 2 tins, goes further and tastes just as good.

<><><><><><><> No eggs, sugar or butter !! <><><><><>

<><><><> A couple of Blonde Jokes <><><><>

The wife, who is blonde, came running up to her husband in the driveway, the other day, just jumping for joy! he didn't know why she was jumping for joy but thought what the heck and starting jumping up and down along with her. When she said, "Honey, I have some really great news for you!" he said, "Great. Tell me what you're so happy about." She stopped jumping and was breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down, when she told him that she was pregnant! He was ecstatic! They had been trying for a while, so he grabbed her and kissed her on the lips and told her, "That's great! I couldn't be happier!" Then, she said "Oh, honey. There's more." he asked, "What do you mean 'more'?" She said, "Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going to have TWINS!" Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, he asked her how she knew. She said... (You're going to love this!) "Well, that was the easy part. I went to the chemist and they actually had a home pregnancy kit in a twin-pack and. Both tests came out positive!" ~~~~~~~~~~

A PLANE IS ON ITS WAY TO HOUSTON WHEN A BLONDE IN ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP AND MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS SECTION AND SITS DOWN. THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS AND ASKS TO SEE HER TICKET. SHE THEN TELLS THE BLONDE THAT SHE PAID FOR ECONOMY CLASS AND THAT SHE WILL HAVE TO SIT IN THE BACK. THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLOND, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO HOUSTON AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE." THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES INTO THE COCKPIT AND TELLS THE PILOT AND THE CO-PILOT THAT THERE IS A BLONDE BIMBO SITTING IN FIRST CLASS THAT BELONGS IN ECONOMY AND WON'T MOVE BACK TO HER SEAT. THE CO-PILOT GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND TRIES TO EXPLAIN THAT BECAUSE SHE ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY SHE WILL HAVE TO LEAVE AND RETURN TO HER SEAT. THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO HOUSTON AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE." THE CO-PILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE THE POLICE WAITING WHEN THEY LAND TO ARREST THIS BLONDE WOMAN WHO WON'T LISTEN TO REASON. THE PILOT SAYS, "YOU SAY SHE IS A BLONDE? I'LL HANDLE THIS. I'M MARRIED TO A BLONDE. I SPEAK BLONDE." HE GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND WHISPERS IN HER EAR, AND SHE SAYS, "OH, I'M SORRY." AND SHE GETS UP AND GOES BACK TO HER SEAT IN ECONOMY. THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND CO-PILOT ARE AMAZED AND ASKED HIM WHAT HE SAID TO MAKE HER MOVE WITHOUT ANY FUSS. "I TOLD HER, FIRST CLASS ISN'T GOING TO HOUSTON.

<><><><><> A little puzzle or Whatever.. <><><><><>

Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without

a mistake. The average person can’t, but some people are not

average. ……….

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is an cat

This is old cat

This is person cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

When you have mastered the art of reading the lines aloud

without a mistake, then read only the third word in each line.

<><><><><> Have a great weekend everyone !! <><><><><>

13 comments:

HORIZON said...

Will have a go with that recipe over the weekend Merle. Easy and quick by the sound of things.
Enjoy dropping by here when l can- am so busy at the moment with doing up the house; kids are shifting rooms etc. You can imagine.
Would you mind if l added you to my links list? Visiting your site gives me a great kick-start every morning.
Cheerio for the noo,
Horizon :)
PS:
A small boy at the zoo asked why the giraffe had such a long neck. "Well, you see," said the keeper gravely, "the giraffe's head is so far removed from his body that a long neck is absolutely necessary.

Jacqui said...

Hi Merle,
good post again, I am enjoying posting my travels again. We are leavinghere again 3rd sept, germany then the Us.
The food is soo good, but I will have to be stronger this time, don't want to put on the kilo's again.
hugs jacqui

Granny said...

This an cat

You need an "is" in that line and maybe another word too.

I figured it out which sort of makes up for knowing nothing about Australian geese. (See Jacqui for details).

Jacqui said...

Hi Merle,
I keep forgetting to say that, yes, Skip did marry marcus and carolyn.

bornfool said...

40 seconds of my life gone, gone, gone. lol

JunieRose2005 said...

:)

Well, that last one got me!!

and that Blonde joke was a good one!!


June

Clare said...

Hi Merle

I found your blog via Meow and will try to pop by often. Great jokes :).

Ms. Vickie said...

As always it has been a pleasure to visit here
Ms. Merle. I hope you have a great weekend.
Thank you for the special wishes on my day
yesterday.

G-Man said...

GREAT blonde joke! I didn't realize blonde jokes were internnational! Excellent! I like the one about the plane!

Have a great weekend!!!

Gary

jel said...

hi, hope you are well

Ava said...

Oh my gosh, I love the cat puzzler. I totally was all into it and then read every third word!

Ava

Janice said...

Hi Merle,

Hey, I'm not o-l-d yet! And, well the 40 second would be gone anyway.

Loved the blonde joke and I read it to my daughter, and she really liked it too!

Janice~

Overwhelmed! said...

Merle- this recipe sounds yummy! Thanks for sharing. I'm going to add your link to my Five Ingredients Friday post so that others can stop by and take a look as well. :)