Fruit Slice.

Hi Folks ~~ I hope all is well with you…I have to post a 5

ingedients or less recipe, so here goes ……..

Fruit Slice or Fruit Cake.

Ingedients, 1 kilo (2 lb) Mixed Fruit

2 and ½ cups of Orange Juice

2 and ½ cups of Self Raising Flour.

Soak the fruit overnight in a bowl with the OJ

Next morning add the SR flour and mix well. (Use same measure for the juice and the flour).

I use 2 biscuit trays, 12 inches by 8 inches, Spray with

a cooking oil and spread the oil all around the tin with a

clean tissue. Add the mixture to both trays and bake in

a slowish oven 160 C, ( no higher as it burns easily) for

1 hour. Place low in gas oven.

This can be placed in a cake tin and made into a fruit cake

and bake for 1 and1/2 up to 2 hours. Cool oven 160, but I

prefer it in 2 tins, goes further and tastes just as good.

<><><><><><><> No eggs, sugar or butter !! <><><><><>

<><><><> A couple of Blonde Jokes <><><><>

The wife, who is blonde, came running up to her husband in the driveway, the other day, just jumping for joy! he didn't know why she was jumping for joy but thought what the heck and starting jumping up and down along with her. When she said, "Honey, I have some really great news for you!" he said, "Great. Tell me what you're so happy about." She stopped jumping and was breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down, when she told him that she was pregnant! He was ecstatic! They had been trying for a while, so he grabbed her and kissed her on the lips and told her, "That's great! I couldn't be happier!" Then, she said "Oh, honey. There's more." he asked, "What do you mean 'more'?" She said, "Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going to have TWINS!" Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, he asked her how she knew. She said... (You're going to love this!) "Well, that was the easy part. I went to the chemist and they actually had a home pregnancy kit in a twin-pack and. Both tests came out positive!" ~~~~~~~~~~

A PLANE IS ON ITS WAY TO HOUSTON WHEN A BLONDE IN ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP AND MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS SECTION AND SITS DOWN. THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS AND ASKS TO SEE HER TICKET. SHE THEN TELLS THE BLONDE THAT SHE PAID FOR ECONOMY CLASS AND THAT SHE WILL HAVE TO SIT IN THE BACK. THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLOND, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO HOUSTON AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE." THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES INTO THE COCKPIT AND TELLS THE PILOT AND THE CO-PILOT THAT THERE IS A BLONDE BIMBO SITTING IN FIRST CLASS THAT BELONGS IN ECONOMY AND WON'T MOVE BACK TO HER SEAT. THE CO-PILOT GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND TRIES TO EXPLAIN THAT BECAUSE SHE ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY SHE WILL HAVE TO LEAVE AND RETURN TO HER SEAT. THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO HOUSTON AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE." THE CO-PILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE THE POLICE WAITING WHEN THEY LAND TO ARREST THIS BLONDE WOMAN WHO WON'T LISTEN TO REASON. THE PILOT SAYS, "YOU SAY SHE IS A BLONDE? I'LL HANDLE THIS. I'M MARRIED TO A BLONDE. I SPEAK BLONDE." HE GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND WHISPERS IN HER EAR, AND SHE SAYS, "OH, I'M SORRY." AND SHE GETS UP AND GOES BACK TO HER SEAT IN ECONOMY. THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND CO-PILOT ARE AMAZED AND ASKED HIM WHAT HE SAID TO MAKE HER MOVE WITHOUT ANY FUSS. "I TOLD HER, FIRST CLASS ISN'T GOING TO HOUSTON.

<><><><><> A little puzzle or Whatever.. <><><><><>

Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without

a mistake. The average person can’t, but some people are not

average. ……….

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is an cat

This is old cat

This is person cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

When you have mastered the art of reading the lines aloud

without a mistake, then read only the third word in each line.

<><><><><> Have a great weekend everyone !! <><><><><>