Friday, June 30, 2006

Friday Recipe & Jokes.

Hello There People ~~ I hope that all is well with you

and your families. And for those who are ill, may things

improve very soon. I wish you all health and happiness.

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My good friend, Granny, is having trouble with her blog

being down – temporarily – we hope. Her husband Ray is

back in hospital after only 2 days at home. Prayers and

positive thoughts and wishes will be appreciated.

Comments can be left on her blog which is showing at

22nd June. She lost several posts after that. Thinking of

you Ann and hope all will be well with Ray as well as your blog.

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<><><> RECIPE for PASTA SALAD <><><>

This is a favorite of mine, especially during Summer.

Preparatiom ~~ 20 minutes

Cooking ~~ 10 minutes. Serves 4 (at least)

2 ½ cups (225g / 7ozs) pasta spirals. Bring a large pan

of salted water to boil, add pasta and cook for 10 mins.

Drain and rinse under cold water and place in large bowl.

Add the following: 150g (5 oz) cherry tomatos halved

1 red or green capsicum cubed, 3 spring onions (shallots)

sliced. 100g (3 ½ oz) button mushrooms if liked.

Half a barbecued chicken shredded, Half cup cooked peas

¾ cup of whole egg mayonnaise – or whatever mayonnaise

you like. Mix all together well. Can use less capsicum.

<><><><> A tip – I use a small can of peas and corn in

this , also other salads, and in quiches. <><><><>

Now for some fun ----

God Saw you hungry & created McDonalds, Wendys, and Dairy Queen.

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He saw you thirsty & created Coke, Juice, Coffee and Water.

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GOD saw you in the dark & created Light.

<><><><><> GOD saw you without a Good looking, adorable , FRIEND.........

so He created M E

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Smile

Send this to your good friends who are lucky

to have you for a friend.

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Walk this day in peace

and in the warmth of

the sun.

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Some of the older jokes seen popular ……

A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new

rooster for his chickrn coop. The new rooster struts

over to the old rooster and says… “OK old fart, time

for you to retire.”

The old rooster replies, “Come on, surely you cannot

handle ALL those chickens. Look what it has done to

me. Can’t you just let me have the two old hens over

in the corner?”

The young rooster says, “Beat it; you are washed up

and I am taking over.”

The old rooster says, “ I tell you what, young stud, I

will race you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets

the entire chicken coop.”

The young rooster laughs, “You know you don’t stand a

chance, old man. So just to be fair, I will give you a

head start.”

The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds

later the young rooster takes off running after him.

They round the front porch of the farmhouse and the

young rooster has closed the gap.

He is only about 5 feet behind the old rooster and gaining

fast. The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot

on the front porch when he sees the roosters running by.

He grabs his shotgun and – BOOM – he blows the young

rooster to bits. The farmer sadly shakes his head and

says, “Darn…. third gay rooster I bought this month.”

Moral of this story……

Don’t mess with us old farts – age, skill, and treachery

will always overcome youth and arrogance !!

<><><><> The cost of a good woman. <><><><>

God called Adam aside one day and said, “I’ve been

pondering the best way to expand on the species of man,

I think procreation is the way to go so before creating

a mate for you I thought I’d give you some options.

How would you like a mate who would slways do as she was

asked to with loving good grace, prepare delicious meals for

you, keep your home in immaculate condition, bear you sons

and daughters and bring them up as offspring that you would

be proud of, and at the same time be always willing

to satisfy your male needs.”

“Wow God,” said Adam “that sounds really great, how much

would a mate like that cost?”

“Well,” said God, “that’s one thing about her, she would be

expensive, probably an arm and a leg.”

“Gee God” said Adam, “what could I get for a rib?”

<><><> Goodnight, good morning or whatever. <><><>

16 comments:

HORIZON said...

Quickly heading out here to go and get my hubby back from Edinburgh- pouring with rain - wish i could send it your way!
That read, as always has given me my kick start today- liked the rooster and rib jokes!
TC Miss Merle x

Granny said...

One of the best things about reading recipes from elsewhere than the USA is googling the ingredients. Salad sounds yummy.

No more news of Ray but blog now up and running. Thanks so much for posting the news.

Jeanette said...

Hi Merle
Another nice recipe i like without the capsicum .a chuckle at the rooster

Thank you for your Lovely thoughts and comments Take Care . Janxxxxxxxxxxxxx
im going over to granny's now to wish Ray all the best

Pennys from Heaven said...

Great Salad recipe! I will be sure to share that with my Florida Daughter. She loves to cook and is always looking for new recipes to try out!!

Have a great Day...
Peg

Wystful1 said...

What a hoot!!! Love the rooster joke a lot.

And your pasta salad has been copied! I love doing these kind of dishes for serving on a hot muggy day.

Happy Friday.
Hope your friend gets her computer back and alls well soon with her hubby!!!

JunieRose2005 said...

:) I loved the rooster joke!

June

PEA said...

Yummmmmy sounding salad and I will certainly give it a try. I love to cook and bake and love nothing better than to try new recipes!! Loved all the jokes too and they had me laughing...love your blog, Merle, such a happy one to read:-) Have a wonderful day!!

Sue said...

Loved your jokes and this time I googled
capsicum! I didn't read through all of them, but it looks like it's spicy pepper (is that the same as cayenne?)

Jon Cox said...

YUM!!!
Hahahahahaaaaa! I love the jokes you post, very funny!!! :o) Thank you so much for the tip on the ninja, I'll for sure try it! I'm so glad you like my latest post as well, thank you so much!!!! I wish you the very BEST in ALL that you do! :o)

Raggedy said...

My thoughts and prayers are with Ann and Ray.
The pasta salad sounds wonderful.
The jokes were funny!
Have a wonderful day.
*^_^
(=':'=) meow hugs
(")_ (")Š from da Raggedy one

Ava said...

So sorry to hear about Ray ... I will get in touch.

Great posts, as usual!!!!!

Ava

rhapsody said...

My goodness!

I'm going to have to have a snack before I stop by- I always end up hungry...

but happy:)

Lucy Stern said...

I like your pasta recipe. Come on over to my blog and vote for the breakfast cassarole that sounds best to take to the fourth of July breakfast at church.

Janice said...

Hi Merle,

I can always count on you for a laugh!

Lol, arm and a leg! Well, men have only themsleves to blame then, and some of them are just as cheap as old Adam was!

Janice~

Overwhelmed! said...

Hi Merle! Your summer salad sounds yummy! I'm always looking for salad ideas, so thanks for sharing!

Have a great 4th of July weekend. :)

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