Hello to you all ~~ My weekend is half over as it’s Saturday
night. But I hope that you have a great weekend.
I have had a fun time today. I bought some new cordless
phones yesterday and charged their batteries overnight.
Now I have them set up and working which is great.
The next job, (maybe when I finish this) I will install the
phone numbers of my family and friends. That is why I can
never tell what their phone numbers are, when I just have to
push a button. It looks simple enough ~ wish me luck.
<><><><> First tonight ~~ some Reflections. <><><><>
Love is like wildflowers. It’s often found in the most unlikely places.
To get more out of life, give more of yourself.
Don’t be afraid to go out on a limb. That’s where the fruit is.
You’ll learn more about a road by travelling it than by consulting all the maps in the world.
When fate shuts a door, come in through the window.
No failure is ever final, nor is any success.
If you’re doing your best, you wont have time to worry about failure.
Dreams come true for those who work while they dream.
No one is guaranteed happiness. Life just gives us time and space. It’s up to us to fill it with joy and meaning.
Do for others with no desire of returned favors.
We all should plant some trees we’ll never sit under.
True wealth is what you are, not what you have.
Today, give a stranger one of your smiles. It might be the only sunshine he sees all day.
<><><><<> The usual Joke or two <><><><>
A sales rep, an administration clerk and the manager are
walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.
They rub it and a genie appears.
The genie says, I’ll give each of you one wish.”
“Me first! Me first!” says the admin clerk. “I want to be in
the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.”
Poof! She’s gone.
“Me next! Me next!” says the sales rep. “I want to be in Hawaii,
relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless
supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.”
Poof! He’s gone.
“OK, you’re up,” says the Genie to the manager. The manager
says, “I want those two back in the office after lunch.”
Moral of the story.
Always let your boss have the first say.
<><><><><> How to impress a woman. <><><><><>
*Wine her, *Dine her, *Call her, *Hug her, * Support her,
*Hold her, *Surprise her, *Compliment her, *Smile at her,
*Listen to her, *Laugh with her, *Cry with her, *Romance her,
*Encourage her, *Believe in her, *Pray with her, *Cuddle her,
*Shop with her, *Give her jewellery, *Buy her flowers,
*Hold her hand, *Write love letters to her,
*Go to the ends of the Earth and back again for her.
<><><><><><> How to impress a Man. <><><><><><>
*Show up naked….
*Don’t block the TV
<><><><><><> The big Question <><><><><><>
Do dignitaries become indignantaries when they suffer
And finally : Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get
run over if you just sit there. Will Rogers.
<><><><><> Goodbye all ~~ Be happy, Merle <><><><><>