Saturday, June 24, 2006

Quickie Tonight.

Hello Everyone ~~ Enjoy your weekend, or what’s left of it.

My visitors have arrived, but gone out briefly so this will be

a quick post. Carlton led the game for 3 and ½ quarters of

the game, but once again got overtaken in the last quarter.

Rain has cleared ~~ we got 42 mms or nearly 2” Great.

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You might like to pop over to my friends new site. Jan has just

started out on this adventure, that we all share. I am sure she

would be happy to see some “welcomes. ”

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<><><><> Another blonde joke <><><><>

A blonde keeps having a recurring nightmare, so she goes to a psychologist to figure out what it means. "So, tell me about your dream" says the doctor. "Well, Doctor, I'm running down a hall, and a vampire keeps chasing me. But when I get to the end of the hall, the door is always locked! I keep pushing and pushing but it never opens!" The doctor ponders a moment, then replies, "Can you remember anything else?" "Hmm... yes, yes, there is one more thing. On the door, there are always the same mysterious letters. Umm.. P... U...L... oh yeah and L !"

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“Pour me a double whisky. I’ve just had a blazing row with the

little woman,” says Mike to Charlie the publican at his local.

“Oh, yeah?” says Charlie. “Who won?”

“Put it like this, when it was all over, she came crawling to me

on her hands and knees.”

“Really?” says Charlie. “What did she say?”

“Come out from under the bed, you snivelling little coward.”

<><><><><> Bye for now ~~ Stay Happy, Merle. <><><><><>

11 comments:

Sue said...

Merle,
Thanks for the tip on castor sugar. I'll be popping over to see hello to Jan. It's so nice to meet new people.
Enjoy the weekend
:-)

Ms. Vickie said...

Hope you have a nice weekend Ms. Merle. It is always a pleasure
to visit here. Enjoy your visitors and thank you for the smile.
I always leave here with one on my face. :)

Raggedy said...

I stopped over for a visit at Jan's place.

LOL at blond joke and the hiding under bed joke. Funny

Have a great day!

JunieRose2005 said...

:)


I like that last one! Every woman's dream...heehee hee

June

quilldancer said...

Loved the jokes! My fav is the coward under the bed.

Granny said...

I stopped over at Jan's and said hi. Told her you and Jacqui could assure her I was harmless.

Have a great weekend.

Ann

Abandoned in Pasadena said...

That last joke was the funniest and I'll have to show it to my husband.

I took your admise and went over to say hello to Jan.

Abandoned in Pasadena said...

admise??? It's supposed to be "advise."

kenju said...

That's a great blond joke, Merle!!

LZ Blogger said...

Merle ~ Loved the blonde joke! Another DREAM had the letters P... U... S and oh yea H in it! ~ jb///

Sometimes Saintly Nick said...

Thanks for the quickies, Merle. With my new job, I don’t get a chance to get on my computer much any more, but always enjoy visiting you.