Hello Everyone ~~ Enjoy your weekend, or what’s left of it.
My visitors have arrived, but gone out briefly so this will be
a quick post. Carlton led the game for 3 and ½ quarters of
the game, but once again got overtaken in the last quarter.
Rain has cleared ~~ we got 42 mms or nearly 2” Great.
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You might like to pop over to my friends new site. Jan has just
started out on this adventure, that we all share. I am sure she
would be happy to see some “welcomes. ”
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<><><><> Another blonde joke <><><><>
A blonde keeps having a recurring nightmare, so she goes to a psychologist to figure out what it means.
"So, tell me about your dream" says the doctor.
"Well, Doctor, I'm running down a hall, and a vampire keeps chasing me.
But when I get to the end of the hall, the door is always locked!
I keep pushing and pushing but it never opens!"
The doctor ponders a moment, then replies, "Can you remember anything else?"
"Hmm... yes, yes, there is one more thing. On the door,
there are always the same mysterious letters. Umm.. P... U...L... oh yeah and L !"
<><><><><> One more <><><><>
“Pour me a double whisky. I’ve just had a blazing row with the
little woman,” says Mike to Charlie the publican at his local.
“Oh, yeah?” says Charlie. “Who won?”
“Put it like this, when it was all over, she came crawling to me
on her hands and knees.”
“Really?” says Charlie. “What did she say?”
“Come out from under the bed, you snivelling little coward.”
<><><><><> Bye for now ~~ Stay Happy, Merle. <><><><><>
11 comments:
Merle,
Thanks for the tip on castor sugar. I'll be popping over to see hello to Jan. It's so nice to meet new people.
Enjoy the weekend
:-)
Hope you have a nice weekend Ms. Merle. It is always a pleasure
to visit here. Enjoy your visitors and thank you for the smile.
I always leave here with one on my face. :)
I stopped over for a visit at Jan's place.
LOL at blond joke and the hiding under bed joke. Funny
Have a great day!
:)
I like that last one! Every woman's dream...heehee hee
June
Loved the jokes! My fav is the coward under the bed.
I stopped over at Jan's and said hi. Told her you and Jacqui could assure her I was harmless.
Have a great weekend.
Ann
That last joke was the funniest and I'll have to show it to my husband.
I took your admise and went over to say hello to Jan.
admise??? It's supposed to be "advise."
That's a great blond joke, Merle!!
Merle ~ Loved the blonde joke! Another DREAM had the letters P... U... S and oh yea H in it! ~ jb///
Thanks for the quickies, Merle. With my new job, I don’t get a chance to get on my computer much any more, but always enjoy visiting you.
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